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title: Best Fossil Fuel Break Up Lines
date: 2015-02-11T22:03:00Z
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As we’ve been learning, [breaking up with fossil fuels](https://gofossilfree.org/breaking-up-with-fossil-fuels-is-easy-to-do/) isn’t as hard as Big Oil wants us to think.

To help you get out of the relationships you don’t want anymore – we came up with 7 of the best fossil fuel break up lines to help you this [Global Divestment Day.](https://gofossilfree.org/divestment-day/)

Enjoy! #fossilfuelbreakuplines (Share your own on social media if you want!)

[![taylor](https://gofossilfree.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/taylor.png)

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##### 1) Is it hot in here or is this relationship (to fossil fuels) suffocating me?

![](https://i.giphy.com/1lSbdisS9Ykbm.gif)
##### 2) Its not you.. It’s me… I don’t want to perpetuate climate destruction.

![](https://i.giphy.com/n4lK173IddTFe.gif)

##### 3) We’re just at different points in our lives. You want to keep on burning carbon, and I just don’t.

##### ![](https://i.giphy.com/GKPNQhSvEYGn6.gif)

##### 4) I need to find myself and I just can’t do that with you controlling our economy.

![](https://i.giphy.com/ESt8At0PXpmj6.gif)
#### 5) I’m tired of trying to warm that coal-d heart of yours baby, this oil-d song and dance just isn’t working anymore.

##### ![](https://www.kafepauza.mk/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/13-shto-treba-da-zapamtite-na-pochetokot-na-novata-rabotna-nedela-www.kafepauza.mk_.gif?utm_content=bufferde27e&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer)

#### 6) There’s just no room in this big blue world for tar-crossed lovers these days, I need something new.

![](https://i.giphy.com/E1t0daxvijEmA.gif)

#### 7) You keep telling me you’re going beyond petroleum but where’s the real change, I need substance, not just pretty words.

![](https://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2015-02/11/10/imagebuzz/webdr10/anigif_optimized-2460-1423667751-7.gif)